What is wrong with my life:
Hadron1982: . . . if this midterm goes badly
Silver0091: When is it?
Hadron1982: tuesday. and i'm really scared about it. but not scared enough to study, apparently
Silver0091: Ah, that kind of scared.
Hadron1982: yeah, the "oh god, i'm going to fail. oh god i'm going to fail. oh, is this a new fraternity life recap?" kind of scared

Also, presently on my desk are 32 caps from 20 ounce or liter bottles of Diet Coke, Diet Dr. Pepper, and Diet Cherry Coke. I think I have a problem.