Slovakian contemporary dance:

No, I don't really want to explain it, but I went to a Slovakian contemporary dance performance Tuesday night and it was actually pretty interesting. There were two groups performing, one three women who were very interesting. The headliner group (if such a thing can exist at a Slovakian contemporary dance performance) was to me not as interesting. Or possibly just longer.

But anyway, we had great seats, first row, about ten feet from the stage. And we were on the VIP list.