The best reality show ever:

Susan and I came up with an idea for the best reality show ever. It would feature a raft made of people lying down and lashed together (and maybe wearing SCUBA gear-- not to clear on that). And I would sail around the world on this raft, which would be called Man-Tiki. We figured I could even use people as oars.

I bet Fox would pick this up. Maybe they'd even do a live feed.