Evil minions:

I posted an ad on marketplace today in search of two evil minions to assist in Will's plot to take over Patagonia with an atomic bomb, an army of assassains, and spitting llama cavalry. So far, I've gotten 215 page views and no responses from people who want to apply. What's wrong with the kids today? Do they lack a work ethic? In my day, someone with even a boring plot to take over the world had their pick of minions. Now, we have spitting llama cavalry, privateers, and time-detonated atomic bombs, and what do we get? Not a word.

I'm disappointed, I am.