I give up:

It's 3:42 am right now. Someone is fricking blasting their music. I just called the University Police. This is fricking ridiculous. I try to be reasonable because I know I'm old and go to bed early, but 3:30? People, you have neighbors. Turn that crap down.

Editted for language (in case my mom reads this) and to add that at least it was good music. The Beatles, mostly. Not that I wanted to hear the Beatles then. It took the University Police about 15 minutes. Not bad really.