More piracy:

Not that I'm obsessed by the subject or anything, but someone on the computer I'm on at Harper named his paper "Aristotle Paperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." I was amused, though I would have been more amused if it had been "Arrrrrrrrrrrristotle Paper."

Also, I spoke to the math pirate today, and the following lines occured:
me: Maybe the navy. (pause) But not as a sailor... Though that would be cool.
him: It would.