UW Whitewater-- It's not just UW Whatever anymore:

I'm out of town this weekend. Hopefully, there will be email terminals for me to check my email during the ridiculous number of byes that seem to always characterise a CBI tournament.

Sorry I don't sound more upbeat about this. The whole thing has been a giant mess, and I'm busy and would rather be here this weekend. But it will be OK; I'm sure once I actually leave Chicago I won't be as unhappy about the whole thing. Stupid CBI.