How do I spend my time?:

• Extracting the cat from the pile of dirty clothes in my closet.
  
• Reading an embarrassing number of message boards/ websites.
  
• Checking my email.
  
• Sitting on the couch, saying I'm going to do some reading now, discover half an hour later that I've gotten through three pages since I spent most of the last half hour playing with the folds on the blanket.
  
• Talking on the phone, bitching about how much work I should be doing.
  
• Downloading things from iTunes.
  
• Reading trashy mysteries at the gym.
  
• Talking to one of my roommates, often bitching about how much work I have to do.
  
• Trivia, of both the Pub and non-Pub kind.

God, no wonder I never get anything important done.