Ah, physicists:

From an IM conversation with a friend of mine:

Him: "And my lab's computers are going down for the weekend. They are turning off all the power tomorrow to test some circuit breakers."
Me: "well, you can go outside and enjoy the gorgeous weather? it is spring, after all."
Him: "But I'm a physicist"
Me: "physicists can go outside too, shocking as that may sound."
Him: "The sun! It burns my precious!!"