British shower gel:

I have this bottle of British shower gel that I've been dragging around with me since I was in Greece. Like the mysterious never-ending vodka bottle of the beginning of my second year at the U of C, despite many uses of the shower gel, it has not been depleted. I don't know how this works.

Unlike the never-ending bottle of vodka, this bottle of shower gel is interesting in its own right. First, it has a hook on the top, so I can hang it over my shower curtain rod, useful particularly in my last apartment which had exactly enough room in the shower for two bottles of shampoo and either soap or my razor, but not both. The other cool thing about this bottle of shower gel is that rather than advertising about the gel itself, the bottle extolls the virtues of taking a shower. I believe the exact phrase is "Taking a shower puts a zing in your day."

I know, I know, it's because there are still British people who take baths every day. I just find it amusing.