Things that are hard to explain to the Dell customer service person:

"So, every time I try to get my Sims to make out, the Sims 2 crashes. Do you think it's a problem with my video card?"

"No, I can't get them to the 'Make a Baby' stage. They can't even make out." Thinking, "Jesus, don't you understand how this works. Making out always comes before sex."