A bitchy post. By Kathleen. In blogger:

Complaints about my jobs:

• When you have to create columns in a Word document, do not use the spacebar. I used to use the spacebar too, when I was six and thought the Tab key had to do with a kind of gross diet soda. Use tabs or the column command.
  
• Seabiscuit is not out yet. It will not be released until this Friday, July 25. That is why there are no times listed in the newspaper.
  
• On a related note, do not call the box office of a movie theater at 7 pm on a Saturday night to ask whether Seabiscuit has been released. Likewise, do not ever call and ask "So, what y'all got playin' up there?" Get a damn paper.
  
• Do not do your billing before you've finished your work. It makes our life difficult and is probably unethical.
  
• If you're going to use stupid Word formatting things (like tables in files that are supposed to be plain-text compatible), at least make sure that I can take them out. Do not make your files read-only.
  
• There is a difference between League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Legally Blonde. If you go into the wrong one, you should figure it out in less than 45 minutes. Really.