Stadia:

[From a conversation with my mother about the stadium in Baltimore]

Mom: I think it was called Baltimore Memorial Stadium or something.
Kathleen: I don't think it was Baltimore Memorial Stadium.
M: No, I think that's it.
K: But Baltimore's not dead. It can't be a memorial.
M: Are you trying to tell me Lord Baltimore is alive?

Confidential to the reader who found my site googling for Fred Savage shirtless: Eww.