The perfect job:

So I think I have found the perfect job for me for next year. Location scout for The Amazing Race! I would get to travel around on someone else's dime, looking for cool places and things to send the racers on. I wouldn't be in a particular hurry, so I'd get to wander around exotic places just looking for anything that would look nice on TV. I would even be willing to work out the scheduling so there are enough flights, trains, whatever at good times. I think I'd be pretty good at that. I love planning things out. And somebody probably has to go and do all the tasks to see how long it takes. I volunteer.

Unfortunately, I imagine there's a line half a mile long of people who want to do this and Lord knows I don't have any particular qualifications for it. Goddammit.