Sartorial miscues:
I've been saving these for a while, but here are a few more egregious clothing mistakes that I've seen in approximately the past month.
- A woman in a shirt so tight that you could see the fat rolls on her sides over her too-tight bra.
- A boy in a very unattractive pair of striped boxers. Of course, I know what his boxers looked like because were halfway down his ass. I don't even understand why they were staying up. I do feel really old complaining about the giant pants that the kids are wearing nowadays, but I never understood this trend when I was in high school either.
- A woman with a tee-shirt so thin I could actually read the brand name off the back of her bra (it was a Maidenform).
- A guy in a cable-knit tan sweater and a pair of really tight leather pants.
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