Penguins:

So I was thinking about penguins yesterday (side note: when I told my friends in DC this, they were like "why?" while my friends in Chicago would have been like "Yeah, and?" Though my friends here are great, I miss my Chicago friends). Anyway, I was sort of wondering how Real World: Antarctica would work. I mean, you could have the alcoholic penguin and the hot penguin and the really lazy penguin, but how would you have the dresses slutty pengin? I mean, they all wear suits, and putting booty shorts on over a suit isn't so much slutty as really tacky and it's just not the same. I fear our show is doomed.