Hazing:

We are getting a new employee next week. One of my coworkers is planning the hazing...er, introduction to the team. We have a memorial wall (of nameplates of people who have left the team), and I'm going to pick up some fake flowers to add to the ambiance. I think we're going to claim that they never found the body of one of them, and that our boss threw the other out the window.

Breach has also inspired us to suggest Mass as a team-building activity. I think we need to find the early morning Latin Mass that's sure to exist in Canberra.