The last Metro:

We took the last Metro back last night. It's an interesting collection of people who ride the Green line to Greenbelt at 3:20 on a Sunday morning. One guy was so drunk he couldn't walk off the train. He stumbled off at West Hyattsville, then stumbled back on and back off at PG Plaza. I was reminded of the guy who walked off a Blue Line train in Chicago, threw up on the station platform, then got back on before the train left.

Then there was the guy who did the hand job motion outside our window at Fort Totten. Has that ever worked in the history of the world?

And the woman with the wide-awake child. And the couple of college kids. And no one else very interesting.