Totally awesome phone call:

A little background: my roommate has two chinchillas. One of them had been losing some weight, so she took them both to the animal hospital while she was out of town. This resulted in the following phone call:

Roommate: I heard from the vet about Jasper and Jeffrey.
Me: How are they?
R: Well, Jeffrey hasn't been losing weight, Jasper has been gaining weight.
M: Really?
R: You know how I know that?
M: No...
R: Because Jasper just had a baby!

We did know that she was female, but she is pretty old to be popping them out, and my roommate had thought she was done. But apparently not.

So apparently I'm a great aunt or something.